Dumbass Saying: "Cut The Cheese"

If your cheese smells like air shit,
don't eat it.
Sometimes farting is called "cutting the cheese" and I only have one question. What kind of Goddamn cheese are you eating that tt smells like farts out of a human ass? Who was the first guy who smelled cheese and legitimately thought someone had sliced into a fresh brick of cheese? Farts basically smell like shit. They're dry shit in gas form. If you have cheese that smells like human shit, throw it out. Do not eat that. Cheese can smell a little stinky, but it should never be comparable to human feces or ass gas. And cutting is usually a silent action. Farting is loud. That's a horrible comparison. Call it "Setting a firecracker off in cheese" or something. That would make more sense.

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