|Not so easy to trust when|
he's wearing a potato sack.
5. Your wedding ring
It would be weird to see the Gorton’s Fisherman as a best man at a wedding. Does his signature yellow coat even have any pockets on it? It doesn’t appear to.
4. Your car
The man is a fisherman. Trust him with your boat MAYBE, but not your Honda Accord.
3. Your taxes
If you trust the Gorton’s Fisherman with doing your taxes, don’t be surprised when you’re audited by the IRS.
2. Babysitting your children
Just look at the dude. It’s a good rule of thumb to never let a man who isn’t related to you watch your kids. When that man has spent his life on the high seas alone on a boat, all the more reason not to call him when you want a night out with the wife.
And the number one thing you should never trust the Gorton’s Fisherman with is…
1. Your heart
The ocean is a cold, unforgiving place. You spend too many years out there and you forget how to love. All you love is the hunt for that next breaded fish fillet.