|Yay! You're about to die!|
They say you should “Live every day like it’s your last” so that you appreciate every moment as if it’s all going to end at any moment. This is horrible advice. A person’s last day on Earth is usually an incredibly sad or even horrifying day (if they’re killed in an accident or murdered). Why would anyone want to simulate that on a day that they will NOT die? If people really lived every day like it was their last they would be laying on their deathbed with their family and friends surrounding them paying respects, sharing memories, and crying. Who the hell would want to experience that when they’re not actually going to die? If anything you should live every day like it’s your FIRST. Live with your eyes wide open in amazement at everything, screaming naked covered in vagina juice. THAT is how people should be living life. Living life like you’re about to die is something you should only do when you’ve got a terminal illness. If that ever comes then deal with it then. Otherwise, please don’t do that because it’s disrespectful to people who are actually dying.