|If your tongue is in the dog's|
mouth you've gone too far.
I saw a woman today in the park kissing her dog like French kissing her dog right in the mouth. How can people do this? They walk their dog around and the dog just sniffing and sticking it’s nose and mouth into other dog’s piss, garbage, and hobo feces and all sorts of nasty crap that’s on the streets and then these people go and lick that debris and residue off the dog’s face? Don’t people think about this? That is so goddamn gross! Look I get that dog’s saliva is cleaner than humans, but that doesn’t change the fact they just licked where a hobo masturbated and some drunk guy pissed. And where do we draw the line when it comes to kissing dogs? Dogs lick their ballsacks all the time. That means when you kiss a dog you’re basically kissing the dog’s balls. At what point do you intervene when a man and his dog are basically making out in public? Isn’t that supposed to be illegal? What the hell is wrong with people? -- Irene from Fort Myers
Yeah personally I agree with you. I know people love their animals, but it’s just more acceptable for people to kiss dogs. I think it has to do with how they’ve evolved with us to be companions and life partners. People accept a guy kissing a dog, but when they see me kissing cats in public it’s a little more awkward. I guess it’s because they’re stray cats and I’m just putting tuna in my mouth and letting them eat it off my tongue, but hey it’s my life and it’s now or never. I don’t wanna live forever. I JUST WANNA LIVE WHILE IM ALIVE! CAUSE IT’S MYYYY LIIIIIIIIFE! (Is what I sing to people who have a problem with what I’m doing.)
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