Ask McFartnuggets: "Why Do People Eat Dessert?"

Dessert is also a good date
trick. You can't leave!
We haven't stuffed ourselves
with pie yet!
Dear McFartnuggets: 
How come dessert is a thing? Why do people need sweet food after dinner? -- Randy from Richmond, Virginia

Dear Randy:
Dessert is clearly a scam by restaurants to sell people an extra course and to give pastry chefs a career. What normal person eats an entire meal and then wants cake and ice cream? If you're not satisfied after a dinner then eat more dinner. I think people just pile on dessert out of tradition.

You know what an appropriate dessert is? An after dinner mint. I get that maybe you need something sweet after eating an entire turkey. Have a mint. You don't need a pumpkin pie with cheese on it, that's just what Applebee's wants you to think. And then we wonder why America has a diabetes epidemic.

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