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5. Pimp costume
Most guys want to look like a pimp, but when you dress up like one the woman you're with thinks you view her as a ho. Women will assume that just because you dress like a pimp you're a misogynist, woman beating, sack of crap. How about we cut the generalizations, ladies.
|Most women don't want to be mistaken for courtesan streetwalkers.|
4. One piece leotard
Leotards really aren't suitable date clothes. Wearing a one piece is going to attract a lot of unwanted attention and get you kicked out of most classy restaurants which means you'll end up having to eat at Olive Garden or Red Lobster.
|Even if you're a trapeze artist, this is unacceptable.|
3. Cat suit
You might think you look funny and cute dressed up like a cat, but most people tend to think you're mentally unstable. If they don't think it right away they damn sure will when they see you take a dump in your adult sized litter box.
|Women can probably get away with this, which is another double standard.|
2. Just a dead snake
Not many people can pull off wearing a snake as clothing. It's not really a good look even when you have some clothes underneath the snake so to be wearing just a snake is really weird. If it's dead that might seem safer, but it's actually pretty gross if the snake is decomposing. Nothing ruins a date like your snakes' eye popping out onto the dinner table.
|Also don't wear a bunch of snakes on your head.|
And the number one worst thing to wear on a first date is...
1. Dried blood
Wearing dried blood always sends the wrong message on a first date. You can try to explain that it's yours all you want. Most women just don't care. The image they get in their minds is that you're a murderer just back from your last kill and they're next. It doesn't matter that you just had a nosebleed that got out of control while you were playing freeze tag with your homies and didn't have time to clean up before the date.
|Having blood all over yourself, especially on your face, from human scratch marks, usually sends the wrong message to people.|