Ask McFartnuggets: “Can I Get Herpes From Someone Spitting on Me?”

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Dear McFartnuggets: 
I was talking to this old lady today who had big sores on her lips and while she was talking she was just spraying wads of excess saliva from her juicy ass mouth and it was just hitting me all over the place, on the face, on the arms, on the neck. Now I’m worried because I think maybe she had Herpes. My arm feels a little itchy and that’s where the majority of her spit landed. Can you get herpes from someone who spits on you? -- Lou from Gainesville, Florida

Dear Lou:
Technically you can get Herpes from someone’s saliva, however it would need to be an excessive amount. Usually Herpes is only transmitted through skin to skin contact, kissing, oral sex, etc. It’s very rare to catch Herps from spit. If that were the case, people with Herpes could just walk around knowing their saliva was a weapon and use it to intimidate and scare people. You don’t really see that happening though so it must not be THAT effective. As far as you getting Herpes on your arm, maybe it’s just itchy because of the bacteria she had in her mouth. It could even be your brain worrying so much that it makes your body feel itchy. Wash with warm water and soap and see how it feels later. If you see a rash then you might want to see a doctor. Then again, who ever hears of someone getting Arm Herpes. It’s pretty rare. I would be surprised if you had it. I hope you don’t!

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