Ask McFartnuggets: “Where Can I Find Those Celebrity Leaked Nude Photos?”

Dear McFartnuggets: 
Hey Binkie, do you know where I can find those leaked nude celebrity photos of Kate Upton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Kirsten Dunst everyone is talking about? Thanks! -- Sylvia from Cleveland, Ohio

Dear Sylvia:
You know, Sylvia, I asked myself that same question when I heard the news. At least when it came to Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence. Who the hell wants to see Kirsten Dunst naked? If her nude body is in front of my I’ll look, but that’s not a celebrity I’m seeking out for nude photos. And people need to stop calling Jennifer Lawrence “J-Law” because when I first saw the link “Click here for nude photos of J-Law” I assumed it meant Jude Law and I didn’t click. Now the photos are gone... The thing you have to keep in mind is now that this is a huge story a lot of people are posting fakes. Fake celebrity nudes are a cottage industry and they’re selling like hot cakes! With that in mind, I would just stay away from them entirely. Searching celebrity nude photos is the viral equivalent of drinking a cup that every pornstar in the world just bled into. But of course, I try never to disappoint the people who come to me for help so here you go. Here’s a 100% genuine nude leaked photo:

Actually it’s a nude leek, but still that’s close. The leek isn’t wearing any clothing. That’s pretty provocative especially if you’re a vegan.

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