Dumbass Sayings: “Awesome Sauce”

Could awesome sauce even be
contained by a normal sauce boat?
Somehow the term “Awesome sauce” became a popular saying in America among other developed nations. It’s supposed to mean “Awesome” except awesome doesn’t even mean awesome anymore. Not only have we as a culture devalued the word “Awesome” to meaning basically anything “Good”, but we have added the word “Sauce” to it which is completely unnecessary. Is “Awesome sauce” better than just “Awesome”? It basically means the same thing. It’s a sauce made out of awesomeness. To put it bluntly, “Awesome sauce” is probably God semen. Let’s just be honest with ourselves and state the facts. If there is such a thing as “Awesome sauce” it has to be the fluids of God. That’s really the only rational explanation for this. If it is indeed God juice then let’s do ourselves a favor and never speak of this term again.

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