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How can I keep from needing to poop at work? I know it sounds like a weird question, but I frequently need to take a poop at work and it's always a big hassle. It always breaks me away from the task at hand and eats into my productivity. You seem like a guy who has a firm grasp on your pooping. Are there any tips you can give me to help this issue? -- Shaunda from Seattle
Train your bowels. You've gotta train your bowels that's the only way. Start taking shits early in the day before you leave for work. To start doing this, hold a dump as long as you can. All day if necessary and force it out in the early morning. Keep doing this for about a week or longer. Sooner or later your body will be conditioned to shit in the mornings which should solve your problem provided you don't have a fecal incontinence issue. I say train yourself to do this in the mornings because you don't want to risk having a cargo bay full of shit all day long at work. That would be a big mistake.
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