Dumbass Sayings: “Flesh Tone”

It’s the year 2014 and despite all the progress society has made in the realm of racial inclusion and understanding there’s still a color out there called “Flesh tone.” There is no ONE tone of flesh. Flesh comes in all sorts of colors. If you go into a Black neighborhood and ask for a flesh tone dildo you’re going to get one that looks peach colored? I doubt it! Who decided the only color of flesh is beige? Times have changed and will continue to change. As climate change gets more severe and pollution destroys the atmosphere, more sunlight will get through and everyone on Earth will get a lot more tan. “Flesh tone” won’t mean beige/peach, it’ll mean crispy skin riddled with tumors.

Maybe I’m wrong and  “flesh tone” refers to innard flesh, like actual flesh tissue, but if that’s the case then I think it would mean “red.” That’s the color my flesh always seems to be when I get below the skin. I don’t think that’s what they mean by “flesh tone.” Only serial killers are familiar with what human muscle tissue looks like with all the blood drained out.

How come diagrams like this always show pink skin? Racist ass sons of biatches...

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