Ask McFartnuggets: “How Can I Make Sexy Eye Contact Without Looking Creepy?”

Dear McFartnuggets: 
A friend of mine told me the key to attracting women is to use sexy eye contact. The problem is I’m not really sure how to do that. When I make eye contact with women they look away and usually leave. Is there a trick to this? I stare at them for that confident eye contact and women just find that creepy. How can I make sexy eye contact without looking creepy? -- Lamar from Kingsport, Tennessee

Dear Lamar:
The key to making sexy eye contact is all in the smile. You have to smile. You can’t just stare down a woman with a blank face. Most people interpret that as a threat and that’s definitely not the message you want to send. Where it gets tricky is in regulating the smile. You can’t just smile as big as possible, that tends to scare people. The right smile for eye contact has to be somewhere in the middle between the cold death stare of a potential serial killer and the maniacal grin of a guy who just escaped an asylum. Practice in the mirror at home for a few minutes each day until you’ve gotten it down. Remember, you want to seem pleasant and happy, but if you start looking like you just inhaled Joker venom it might be time to turn the smile down a bit. Find that Goldilocks zone of smiling and you’ll be making sexy confident eye contact in no time.

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