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| This shit don't fit in a "hamper." |
Dear McFartnuggets:
I keep trying to get my boyfriend to put his dirty clothes in a hamper but he always just throws them all over the house like a psycho pig. What is it about men and hampers? Why don’t men even know what a hamper is? -- Jillian from Miami
Dear Jillian:
The whole problem is that when a man is done wearing his clothes usually they’re pretty sweaty. When you have a bunch of dirty sweaty clothes you have to throw them on the floor so they can dry up. If you were to put the sweaty clothes in a hamper or basket along with other sweaty clothes you’re going to get a lot of mold and that’s just disgusting. If you have a hamper with a lid and leave your sweaty clothes in there all week by the time you open the lid you might have a biohazardous situation on your hands. So you see, when you see a shirt laying on a lamp shade and a tube sock stuck to the wall, that’s actually our best attempt at being hygienic.
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