Sometimes the creepy guy at your job brings in cookies for everyone. Everyone is reluctant to try one. You decide to eat one because you’re hardcore and take risks. A few minutes after you eat it you vomit and he says “Well that wasn’t exactly a ringing endorsement...” Hold on a moment, what the hell is a “ringing endorsement”? Nothing is a ringing endorsement unless someone is shaking a bell. Who the hell am I? Ivan Pavlov up in this bitch? Since when is ringing a bell a sign that you enjoy things? You basically only ring a bell at the front desk of a quiet rundown hotel when no one is around in order to get the attention of the guy in a backroom. That’s really the only situation where people ring bells anymore and even that is becoming outdated. Bells are essentially pointless in the 21st century. Any job a bell was responsible for a horn can do ten times better. Call it a “horny endorsement” and let’s move on.
|If you're the type of person who rings a bell to endorse something, your opinions are suspect.|