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fell from heaven?
Sometimes beautiful women will come up to me at bars and say stupid crap like “Did it hurt?” And I go “Did what hurt?” And they say “When you fell from Heaven!” Uhh, what the hell is that supposed to mean? You think I’m a fallen angel? Are you comparing me to Satan right now? What do you think I did that got me banished from the kingdom of heaven? You don’t think I’m worthy to stay there? And If I fell all the way from heaven I probably wouldn’t even be alive right now. That’s a long ass drop!
If I fell from heaven that would mean I’m dead. You have to die to get to heaven and I don’t recall dying. If somehow I did die, got to heaven and was thrown out all without me remembering it, then you’re basically talking to a ghost right now. If we have sex that’s technically necrophilia. I don’t know what kind of freaky stuff you’re into, lady, but necrophilia ain’t on my list, even if I’m the corpse!