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Let’s say by some horrible accident they made a mix up at the sperm bank and your grandmother who wanted to artificially inseminate herself was given your sperm. If she got pregnant and gave birth would she give birth to a new parent who is also your child? How would that work exactly? Should we get an abortion? -- Douglas from Charleston
Wow that’s messed up! I didn’t know they let people that old make withdrawals from the sperm bank. They seriously need to close her account so things like this can’t happen again. As far as the baby is concerned, it wouldn’t be your parent since you would have to come from your parent, instead it would be an aunt or an uncle that is also your child. Then again maybe when it comes time to give birth her vagina will turn into a time portal and a black hole will develop and destroy the entire world. I’m not 100% sure about either outcome. And if you can, you might want to look into abortion. I don’t know what you believe in, but fact is that child is going to have a confusing ass life. I know most kids share a strong bond with their grandparents, but this is getting a little extreme.
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