Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do People Use Body Language When They Talk On The Phone?

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Dear McFartnuggets: 
I was walking down the sidewalk and some lady walking past me smacked me in the balls by accident because she was talking on her phone and using wild body gestures. Why do people use body language when they talk on the phone? This lady was just waving her arms all around all willy nilly while talking and I’ve seen other people do it too. The bitch didn’t even stop to apologize she was so caught up in her conversation. The person on the phone can’t see the shit you’re doing so why do these idiots do it? -- Vincent from Denver

Dear Vincent:
Some people are really dumb when it comes to things like that. They’re so used to talking with body language that they don’t make an effort to stop themselves from using it even when it’s useless. A lot of people have a hard time realizing the person isn’t actually in front of them during a phone conversation. That’s how phone sex got so popular.

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