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When you and a friend go into a treehouse and show each other your genitals that’s called “Playing doctor.” How the hell does that constitute playing doctor? What kind of doctors are you going to where that’s an accurate representation of the doctor’s appointment? “Doctor, look at my penis.” “Okay, now you look at my vagina… That’ll be 500 dollars.” Sometimes it feels like that, but at least at a real doctor’s visit you walk away with a prescription for some drugs, you know, the REAL doctors.
If “playing doctor” was an accurate representation of real doctor work I’d have my Ph.D. by now. If “playing doctor” was an accurate representation of real doctors, the local flasher would have a receptionist. If “playing doctor” was an accurate representation of a real doctor, all pediatricians would be in jail. Thank God it’s not, but can we at least change the name to better reflect what this game is? Call it “LOOK AT THIS!” At least that makes sense.