Dumbass Sayings: “This Tastes Funny”

My spinach dip tastes
like Charlie Chaplin?

When people eat your famous casserole they always say “This tastes funny.” Really? If it tastes so damn funny then why aren’t you laughing? Use proper adjectives! If this is how you react to humor, remind me never to take you to see “Tyler Perry’s Madea” without a barf bag. Usually when people think something is funny they smile or laugh, they damn sure don’t run to the bathroom to wretch for half an hour then come out looking pale as ghosts requiring medical assistance. Your stomach must have a weird sense of humor! If something can taste funny then does something that really tastes funny taste “hilarious”?

How can anything “taste” funny anyways? If you could taste funny then there’d be comedian foods. Foods would be comedians. At stand-up comedy clubs there’d just be a buffet of funny foods to eat with people stuffing their mouths cackling like lunatics. Does that sound right to you? It sounds interesting, but that just isn’t the way things work here on Earth. My casserole doesn’t taste funny, your tongue just isn’t mature enough to come up with the right words to describe it.