The Top 5 Most Uncommon Types of Herpes

Herpes strains are like people.
They come in all shapes and sizes.
When it comes to Herpes most of us know to stay away from the main two: Oral and Genital. What a lot of people don’t know is that you can get Herpes pretty much anywhere on your body and then it becomes its own special kind of Herpes that never goes away. It’s important to educate yourself on these types of Herpes so that you can recognize them as a threat the next time someone tries to spread the virus onto you. Just because you’ve never heard of these before doesn’t mean they aren’t real and very serious. Here are the top 5 most uncommon types of Herpes:

5. Eye Herpes
Some people have heard of Eye Herpes and that’s because it’s one of the most horrifying forms. This is why it’s always good to wear safety goggles during sex. The woman might think you’re a little weird, but she’s the one who’s squirting everywhere.

Eye herpes will often spread to the entire face if you don't treat the virus with medications.

4. Foot Herpes
You rarely run into anyone who has Foot Herpes because they’re usually wearing shoes to cover it up. No one with blistery foot herpes is going to be wearing flip flops, but if they do, STEER CLEAR of these people until they’re covered up and whatever you do, don’t have foot sex with them.


3. Nose Herpes
Nose herpes is god awful especially if you have bad allergies. If you think having to blow your nose and sneeze all the time is bad, try it with nostrils full of herpes blisters.

Watch where you blow that thing!

2. Wrist Herpes
Wrist herpes is a fairly uncommon yet difficult problem to have. This is one of those things that a Livestrong bracelet can actually do something to help prevent, but you’re better off wearing a watch or a slap wristband for better coverage. The only thing worse than looking at your wrist and realizing you have no watch is looking at your wrist and realizing you have no watch, but you do have Wrist Herpes.

Looks like someone had a rough night!

And the number one most uncommon type of Herpes is...

1. Brain Herpes
Yes, you can get Herpes on your brain. It's called Herpesviral encephalitis and I don't think I have to tell you that it's not good news. This is what happens when people take the term "skullfucking" too seriously. It's wrong, it should never happen and this is a condition that should not exist. Sadly, it does so make sure you never let anyone have sex with your brain.

The answer to the question "What's on your mind?" Should never be "Herpes... Mind Herpes"

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