Scientists in
Asia have proven through a series of complex studies that Chimpanzees
have stronger short term memories than human beings. We still have
better long term memories though which is more important to career
success. It's the reason we know not to rip people's faces off and
chimps don't. That being said, true freedom is having a chimp's memory.
You're better at memory puzzles and can throw your feces around without
any remorse. I wish I had that type of memory. Instead, I throw my feces
once and it turns into the reason I'm never invited to Thanksgiving
dinner.
Maybe if my family had chimp memories they could just forget
that and we'd all be a little happier. We could learn a lot from the
chimps. At least a chimp has the excuse of not remembering when it tears
someone's genitals off, but humans are still capable of this behavior
anyway and it's worse when a person does it because they remember.
Perhaps evolution took things too far and we should all be chimps. Take
one look at a chimp in a business suit and tell me I'm wrong.
2.22.2013
Chimps Have Better Short Term Memory Than Humans
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