|Someone needs to cut down on the fiber!|
Silent, but deadly - If this describes most of your farts then you're a caring person, but you're also willing to lie or withhold information if it suits your best interests. You care about what other people think to a certain degree, but you also lack the discipline to just hold in your farts entirely.
Giant earthshaking buttquakers - If you tend to fart full blast, all coal in the steam engines Titanic style then it means you're generally a charismatic person who is willing to hurt others to be successful. You're very upfront with people about what you want in life and you enjoy indulging in life's pleasures.
Shart - If you're sharting a lot usually this means you have problems handling responsibilities. You find things to be overwhelming and you are willing to let a lot of things slip when you choose to give up control of your life. You need more security in your affairs to feel confident.
Loose sounding farts - You probably have too much anal sex and it's negatively affecting the diameter of your caboose tunnel.
Farts can really tell a lot about a person if you're willing to take a whiff and make notes. As it turns out, our personalities are only buttdeep.