2.16.2013

Is It Socially Acceptable To Urinate In The Shower?

Peeing in the Shower: Yay or Nay? This is one of the biggest social mysteries there is because there's no way of telling if the people so outraged by shower urination aren't closet shower pissers themselves. It's one of those cases where the more offended a person seems, the more likely it is that they engage in the behavior themselves and are lashing out at their own insecurities when they see it in other people.

Ultimately, the battle over peeing in the shower breaks down into a battle of men vs. women. This is because if a woman wants to pee in the shower she has to crouch down at which point there really isn't much difference between peeing and straight up taking a dump in the bathtub, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

If only they could see it from a man's perspective. You're already washing the filth off your body, spitting, blowing your nose, scrubbing grease out of your hair, dancing, singing, and masturbating in the shower so what's a little wee wee now and again? There are bigger problems in the world. Let it go.  As long as it's your home shower it should be fine. The shower at the public pool is a different story. That's NOT cool, dude.

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