Is IKEA Selling Horse Meatballs?
I don't think anyone should be too surprised by this news. You should never trust meat at a furniture store. Who the hell wants to go buy a dresser and eat meat spheres in the same establishment? When I go to Pier 1 Imports and eat meatloaf I brought in my pocket, everyone stares at me like a freak. And rightfully so, because that is the behavior of a psychopath. Bed frames and animal meat aren't a good mix. There's no proof that American IKEA beef and pork has horse sneaking into it, but for now it would be best to stop shoveling those little meat turds into your mouth with your allen wrench until all the facts are out.