The Swedish furniture/meatball
store IKEA is doing everything it can to keep its balls out of
customer's mouths now that they've been proven to contain horse meat.
Now this only applies to the European IKEAs, but even if you're in
America or anywhere else it would be in your best interest not to put
their balls down your throat.
I don't think anyone should be too
surprised by this news. You should never trust meat at a furniture
store. Who the hell wants to go buy a dresser and eat meat spheres in
the same establishment? When I go to Pier 1 Imports and eat meatloaf I
brought in my pocket, everyone stares at me like a freak. And rightfully
so, because that is the behavior of a psychopath. Bed frames and animal
meat aren't a good mix. There's no proof that American IKEA beef and
pork has horse sneaking into it, but for now it would be best to stop
shoveling those little meat turds into your mouth with your allen wrench
until all the facts are out.
2.26.2013
Is IKEA Selling Horse Meatballs?
Labels:
Cooked Horse
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Disgusting Meatballs
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Eating at Furniture Store
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Eating Horse Flesh
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EU Horse Crisis
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European Horse Meat
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Horsemeat at IKEA
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IKEA Food
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IKEA Gross
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IKEA Horse Balls
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Swedish Horses
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