We all know that
the standard attire for a funeral is black clothing, (usually a suit if
you're a man or a tasteful dress if you're a woman) but what is
definitely not okay to wear to a funeral? Here are five outfits that I
have learned you should never wear to a funeral because it's seen as
"disrespectful" to the family and the deceased person.
5). A
diaper. - Even though you are trying to make a touching statement about
re-birth, most people will choose to see what they want and what they
see is a hairy naked man wearing white shitfilled plastic undies.
However, this is fifth on the list because if some people do interpret
the outfit properly it's incredibly spiritual and insightful to them.
4).
A wrestling leotard. Even if the dead person was a fan of wrestling,
it's not worth any member of the family being offended by your camel
toe.
3). Eddie Murphy's purple leather outfit from "Raw". - As
classic and iconic a performance as Eddie Murphy gave for the film
"Raw", most people don't want to respect that when their loved one has
passed. They think you're attempting to make a spectacle out of yourself
when really all you're trying to do is show respect for the dead by
dressing snazzy as hell.
2). A Bill Cosby signature line sweater.
- Usually this type of sweater is seen as distracting and can draw
attention away from the dead person and their legacy. It doesn't matter
how good you think you look, this is never a good funeral clothing
choice.
1). Bill Cosby multicolored wool turtleneck sweater and
nothing else. - If you thought the sweater is bad, just try going with
no other clothes on but the sweater. It's pretty obvious why this is
disrespectful and wrong. Never wear this to a funeral no matter what.
Dressing like a sexy clown is also not advisable, but has lightened the mood in my own experiences.
2.22.2013
What is NOT Appropriate to Wear to a Funeral?
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