2.26.2013

Prince William and Kate Middleton's Baby Vs. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's Baby?

The babies of Prince William/Kate Middleton and Kanye West/Kim Kardashian are the hottest fetuses around right now. The question everyone's asking is "Which baby is going to be more successful?!" This is a very divisive topic of conversation, everyone has their own strong feelings on this one. If you were going just based on genetics and logic you would assume Kim Kardashian and Kanye's baby isn't going to be the brightest star in the sky, but I'm hoping the baby grows up to invent the cure for Cancer. Imagine how crazy that would be. No one would see that coming at all. It'd be like the complete opposite of 9/11, but with that same level of shock and disbelief.

Because of the fame of these two babies they are going to be linked forever. Many people are already booking this couple of babies to be the super power couple of the next generation effectively merging the England and the United States forever. It would be the best that our respective cultures have to offer, uniting like true allies. Of course the offspring of the Prince will be forced to stay within the royal family, but perhaps its love for the Kim and Kanye baby will be so strong that both nations will realize how lucrative a reality show based on their romance would be and sacrifice everything for that. This is certainly a situation to keep an eye on as years go by. Maybe I'm getting a little ahead of myself here. Let's take this one step at a time and just enjoy the inevitable Fetus Jubilee.

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