What NOT to Wear to a Wedding
5). A harlequin or albino ghost costume (as pictured here).
4). A horse costume without another person.
3). A nicer wedding dress than your bride.
2). An airbrushed bikini on your otherwise nude body.
1). A Lance Armstrong yellow U.S. Postal Service body condom cyclist outfit with aerodynamic helmet.
Any of these outfits would be a mistake to wear unless your bride and her family have a really good sense of humor. They might reconsider the whole idea of your marrying her and pull the plug right then and there if they're tightasses about decor and "respect." It's really difficult these days to take any wedding vows made by a man dressed like Lance Armstrong seriously. It's pretty much making a complete mockery of the process.