When a young couple is
starting off getting to know each other one of the biggest challenges
they face is finding good places to go on dates. In my youth, I remember
taking a date to a funeral just because it was very close by and there
wasn't much else to do on a Sunday afternoon. She broke up with me
shortly after this, but I'm convinced it was a decent idea.
First of
all, the food was great. Second, it was a nice reminder of how limited
our time is on earth. If there's any better way to highlight the
pressing need to fornicate I haven't found it yet! Funerals don't
necessarily turn most women on, maybe there's only room for one stiff in
the room, but that doesn't mean it won't make the other person really
question their own mortality and feel a sense of urgency about intimacy
in the days after.
Do I feel bad about using my paternal grandmother's
death as a way to get laid? Yea, sort of, but on the other hand I know
it's what she would have wanted. I was just trying to make her proud and
in the end isn't that what life is all about?
2.24.2013
Is it Okay to Take a Date to a Funeral?
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