2.02.2013

How Come There's No Pussy Bowl?

Animal Planet holds their famous Puppy Bowl contest every year during the Super Bowl where cute puppies dress up in football gear and toss around the pigskin for a several hours while people giggle on their couches stuffing their faces with ham, kicking their legs in glee. At least that's what I think the Puppy Bowl is, I'm not totally sure. My question is, why isn't there a version with kittens called the Pussy Bowl? You can put it on Spike TV or something as an alternative for men. Of course once they tune to the channel and see that it's not vaginas they might get upset, but still there will be fluffy kittens. Kittens are arguably just as or even more cute than puppies based on YouTube statistics, so I ask again... Why is there no Pussy Bowl?

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