What Is The Most Embarrassing Way To Die?
Usually when you get in a knife fight with a 70-year-old woman they're pretty easy to beat because their reflexes are too slow and their joints are weak, so to actually lose your winning streak in front of all the crackheads down by the bus station and die, that is something you'll never live down. That's why I'm officially announcing my retirement from knife fighting elderly women today. I'm sorry, I can't do it anymore. Don't get me wrong, I had a great career and those are years of my life I will never forget, but it's time to turn the page in this wacky book of life. I just can't risk Ethel's friend with the mechanical leg seeking vengeance on me in the ring. I'm done with this.