Ask McFartnuggets: "The Mysterious Connection Between Space and Asses"
Dear Sandra: Some people think it's a coincidence, but I happen to believe the answer is way more complicated and frightening. I believe that our "universe" as we know it is actually just the space in the anus of some ASStronomically large being. And that enormous being is a proctologist in his giant world so he's always consumed with butts and asses and in that world whatever you think of the most accents the molecules and universes in your anus. So there are other people in his giant world who have anuses full of universes where asteroids are called handeroids or baconaroids, etc. If you think about it long enough, it all starts to make sense.
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