Dear
McFartnuggets: We all know that because of the the phrase "Astro" a lot
of space terms tend to sound like ass. But that doesn't account for all
the other space ass links. Of course we know the obvious ones, NASA
(nASSa) and Uranus. But then what about the fact that the words
asteroids and hemorrhoids are so alike, coincidence? Maybe it would be
if it weren't for Black Holes! And what about that astronaut lady who
went completely nuts and wore a diaper, astronauts are always shitting
in their space suits. The biggest threat martians pose to earthlings are
rectal probes. We call our space explorers astronauts, Russia calls
theirs cosmonauts, the rest of the world thinks we're assholes, is that a
coincidence? -- Sandra from Ukanuba, Alaska
Dear Sandra: Some
people think it's a coincidence, but I happen to believe the answer is
way more complicated and frightening. I believe that our "universe" as
we know it is actually just the space in the anus of some
ASStronomically large being. And that enormous being is a proctologist
in his giant world so he's always consumed with butts and asses and in
that world whatever you think of the most accents the molecules and
universes in your anus. So there are other people in his giant world who
have anuses full of universes where asteroids are called handeroids or
baconaroids, etc. If you think about it long enough, it all starts to
make sense.
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3.21.2013
Ask McFartnuggets: "The Mysterious Connection Between Space and Asses"
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