Dear Richard: You might be onto something there with the ass cubes, but you have to realize that not everyone is comfortable with that. Plus, there's a very good chance that one day we are going to be experiencing a water shortage and increasing temperatures will cause everyone to start consuming more water. Even if ice cubes up the anus takes off as the next Gangham Style/Harlem Shake craze, that's even MORE water being used. Soon enough you'll have a pretty hard time getting your hands on a cool drink of water let alone butt ice! You might be right, I respect your views. You're clearly a very ingeniuitive person with the ice cubes up the ass trick and while I may not try that exact move I definitely will be rubbing ice cubes on my nipples that's for damn sure.
Dear McFartnuggets: I keep getting these emails offering me free penile enlargement pills, but I'm a woman! I don't want a bigger penis I want a bigger vagina! Why aren't there any vagina enlargement pills? I go to GNC and ask and you should see the looks on their faces before they ask me to leave! -- Wendisha from Jacksonville
Dear Wendy: Sorry, I'll stop sending those emails. To answer your question, there isn't a big enough market out there for vaginal supplements. For some reason women are more concerned with bigger breasts than vaginas. The days of a giant vagina being desired are long gone, that was way back in the 1920's when life in America was all screwed up. Considering that, we might see a return to those times soon. The key is a larger vagina allows for more babies to come out, which is important when society has collapsed and we're all living in a war zone fighting amidst martial law to continue the human species so stay strong, Wendisha. You may soon get your wish!
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