Dear
McFartnuggets: I don't understand this whole gun control argument. Yes
crazy people with guns can be violent and kill a lot of people, but
crazy people are going to find a way to kill people whether they have
access to guns or butter knives. I personally believe that if every
single person in America had a gun there would be less violence. For
example, in "The Dark Knight Rises" Bane rises to power and basically
captures Gotham City with a small army because they were armed with
heavy machine guns. Now if every citizen of Gotham had a gun on them he
would have never been able to get away with any of that. That scene
where he and his henchmen are on the football field standing around like
fat ducks would have been drastically different. Do you think for a
second that Bane and his men would have gotten out of that stadium
alive? It would have turned into a giant firefight and my money is on
the 20,000 good people of Gotham! Yes it was a movie, but it was a very
realistic movie and the same ideas apply. If Bane was to go invade some
place like England where they have no guns he'd probably be able to, but
because some Americans have the right to bear arms it would be a little
harder for him so why not make it absolutely impossible by giving
everyone a gun? -- Rodrigo from New Hampshire
Dear Rodrigo: While
that certainly would have made for a much more exciting movie, I'm not
sure that's a winning argument necessarily. You have to remember most
people at football games are drunk as hell and completely irrational
people caught up in a quasi-fantasy world where the outcome of sporting
contests is a key factor in their lives. Because that's true, even if
Bane shows up one day, there will be a much less populated city for him
to conquer. Bullets won't be flying around football arenas, but there'd
always be that risk of some idiot going nuts with his legal gun.
Considering how long Bane waits until after guns are allowed on your
person anywhere, he and his dozen or so henchmen might actually have a
chance against the much smaller crowd of people at the game. Your
argument is decent, but that's the one flaw and it's a decent sized one.
Thanks for the question anyway.
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3.21.2013
Ask McFartnuggets: "The Perfect Argument Against Gun Control"
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