Ask McFartnuggets: "The Perfect Argument Against Gun Control"
Dear Rodrigo: While that certainly would have made for a much more exciting movie, I'm not sure that's a winning argument necessarily. You have to remember most people at football games are drunk as hell and completely irrational people caught up in a quasi-fantasy world where the outcome of sporting contests is a key factor in their lives. Because that's true, even if Bane shows up one day, there will be a much less populated city for him to conquer. Bullets won't be flying around football arenas, but there'd always be that risk of some idiot going nuts with his legal gun. Considering how long Bane waits until after guns are allowed on your person anywhere, he and his dozen or so henchmen might actually have a chance against the much smaller crowd of people at the game. Your argument is decent, but that's the one flaw and it's a decent sized one. Thanks for the question anyway.
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