One of the biggest
addictions I have, and you might be the same way, is shitting. I can't
stop doing it. I can go a week, week and a half but around that time I
start going through withdrawal. I am a crap addict. I get all jittery
and shakey, can't keep my mind straight and I just have to go into a
public bathroom and light it up doggy style. Yeah that's right, you can
also shit 'doggie style,' not many people know this. If you've ever seen
a doberman pincher take a shit, make sure to jot down some notes, they
aren't called pinchers for nothing.
Anyway, I keep trying to make a group
called Poopaholics Anonymous, but the local High School keeps refusing to let
me rent out their lunchroom on the weekends for meetings, I think they
think it's something else. I just can't help it, it really affects my
life negatively I mean it's so much fun and it feels so good! Of course
sometimes you can go on bad shit trips and end up in a lot of pain and
wake up on the toilet not remembering who you are, but that's part of
the package. Shitting actually cost me my job at Pizza Hut. I can't
really say anything more about it, but I'm not allowed within a 5 mile
radius of the restaurant anymore. Poop addiction is a serious issue and I hope that by admitting I have a problem it will help others to get help too. We can all get through this together!
3.24.2013
I Am An Addict. I'm Addicted to Pooping.
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Just be like Steve-O and pierce your butt closed. Problem solved.
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