The Pedestal Squatting Poop Technique

Pooping experts all around the world have stated that the natural way for a human being to defecate is to be squatting as our forefathers did in fields and savannas. Not enough people know this, but crapping while seated is an incredibly unnatural act and can lead to many colon and anal related issues. In the Western world where there aren't any hole in the ground toilets, you might be wondering how to achieve the squatting technique on a toilet. That's where the Pedestal Squatting technique comes in. Let's take a look at the pros and the cons.

Please note: This man may be sitting a little too far back.

Pros: 

-Faster, more efficient and complete bowel movements.

-Utilizing gravity.

-Being natural.

-Great technique for public toilets so your ass doesn't touch the seat.

Cons:

-Difficult to balance/risk of slipping and falling.

-Might shit on back of toilet seat.

-Enhanced pressure on anus may harm older individuals.

-Difficult to relax and read or meditate while in this position.

So when you add everything up, it all breaks about even. It's all a matter of what works best for you. If you're a young hippie vegan type you might want to transition to this more natural way of crapping. And if you're an older elderly person then this may not be the best option for you. I'm just letting you know it's here for you if you ever need it. Oh and if you do decide to use the Pedestal Squat, MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR SHORTS OFF FIRST! (Unlike the man in the diagram). Happy shitting, from my family to yours!