The Best Way to Keep Your Bathroom Smelling Fresh AND Save Electricity!
That's right, I typed "candles". Not candies. Candles. Those two words look very similar, but are two completely separate things. When people go into my bathroom they comment that it looks like a goddamn Satanist dungeon for ritualistic human sacrifices. They're probably commenting about the skulls, that has nothing to do with helping the odors I just like the way they look, they're souvenirs that were already dead when I bought them so relax.
I have dozens of candles lit around the clock to eat the methane gas released by people's asses. In addition to annihilating farts and turd smoke, they light the bathroom perfectly and because there's really nothing in a bathroom that can catch fire aside from towels (which I don't use) there's literally no fire hazard. It's the perfect solution to a horrible problem and I suggest you try it out yourself, as long as you don't have a lot of linens around or flammable wallpaper, but even then I mean what's going to happen, will your tub catch fire? Can that even happen? I don't know.