Let's
face it, bathrooms smell like human ass waste, but there are certain
things you can do to keep your throne room from smelling like a sack of
dead dogs. Some people like to put a clothespin on their nose to seal
their nostrils shut, but that really doesn't do much good because your
mouth can still taste the odors which is almost worse because the smells
can still rise up through the back of the throat into your sinus cavity
and still activate the gag reflex. Others still choose to use Glade or
Febreze products. There's even those Glade things that you plug into an
electrical outlet. How does that work? Why does it need electricity?
Why are you wasting electricity to defeat the smell of your ass pudding
when you could actually SAVE electricity and use CANDLES.
That's
right, I typed "candles". Not candies. Candles. Those two words look
very similar, but are two completely separate things. When people go
into my bathroom they comment that it looks like a goddamn Satanist
dungeon for ritualistic human sacrifices. They're probably commenting
about the skulls, that has nothing to do with helping the odors I just
like the way they look, they're souvenirs that were already dead when I
bought them so relax.
I have dozens of candles lit around the clock to
eat the methane gas released by people's asses. In addition to
annihilating farts and turd smoke, they light the bathroom perfectly and
because there's really nothing in a bathroom that can catch fire aside
from towels (which I don't use) there's literally no fire hazard. It's
the perfect solution to a horrible problem and I suggest you try it out
yourself, as long as you don't have a lot of linens around or flammable
wallpaper, but even then I mean what's going to happen, will your tub
catch fire? Can that even happen? I don't know.
3.07.2013
The Best Way to Keep Your Bathroom Smelling Fresh AND Save Electricity!
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