|Plan everything out in the parking lot first.|
1). Make wide gestures with your arms and flail around a lot. By making large swooping arm movements when you're talking you will eventually catch the eye of a stripper. They might even start talking about you to each other like "Do you see that psycho spazzing out over there? Maybe he'll make it rain by accident."
2). Go to the strip club dressed like a stripper. Wear high heeled women's shoes, a bra, and a thong and go in asking for a job application. Usually this will get the strippers to laugh which is great because usually their day-to-day life isn't full of as many chuckles as you might guess. If you make them laugh, they will remember you. Just make sure to play it loose, don't go all Daniel Day-Lewis and really act like you want to be a stripper otherwise you might start creeping everyone out.
3). My favorite signature move to get noticed at a strip club is to make dollar bill origami. Nothing makes a stripper do a double take like seeing a man putting an origami dollar bill swan or bull character into their cleavage, butt, or vulva.
|Nothing leaves a lasting impression like a dollar elephant in the ol' HOOHAH|